Fuck the Rights - Turn Around and Wrong It
I am the Watson to a certain Holmes , which means I am patient and often find myself facepalming. Watson/Holmes references abound.

What to Expect/Who I am: Hufflepuff with Gryffindor tendencies *Compulsive cusser * Snark slinger * Optimistic realist * Faithful friend to a fault * Nerd dabbler * Glee gleeful * Mmmbopper * Stupid people mocker * Life liver * Monkeyslut! * Browncoat N00b * Real-life Hobbit * Pirate Dulcinea Turner * Starkid *
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innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | 71,506 notes
queerwatson:

i wanna ruin our friendship//a mix for lady detectives who fall in love and plan on staying together until they are grumpy old women who write and keep bees

dragon queen yeah yeah yeahs//private eyes the bird and the bee//the writer ellie goulding//untouched the veronicas//my best friend’s hot the dollyrots//jenny studio killers//sweater weather kina grannis//parentheses the blow//my favourite book stars//happy best coast//still into you paramore//i love you the pipettes

[listen]

queerwatson:

i wanna ruin our friendship//a mix for lady detectives who fall in love and plan on staying together until they are grumpy old women who write and keep bees

dragon queen yeah yeah yeahs//private eyes the bird and the bee//the writer ellie goulding//untouched the veronicas//my best friend’s hot the dollyrots//jenny studio killers//sweater weather kina grannis//parentheses the blow//my favourite book stars//happy best coast//still into you paramore//i love you the pipettes

[listen]

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nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

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I am equal parts Bianca and Adore. (aka: I’m fucking cool and totally have it going on.)

5 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | 553 notes

elphabaoftheopera:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

British people aren’t the only people who know history, folks. 

Big, hairy king. Shot one of his wives into outer space. Or that’s what some very important historians have said….

5 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | 285,273 notes

smaug-official:

[X]

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This and Morgan vs. Sonique are my 2 fave LSFYLs ever. It’s always more entertaining when they work together despite competing.

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crazyqueerclassicist:

submariet:

VAN EYCK

OH GOD THEY DO LOOK LIKE PUTIN

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I obviously need to start watching Glee again.

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submariet:

impostoradult:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Queen leaves couple stunned after Her Majesty accepts wedding invitation at Manchester town hall.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/guest-of-honour-queen-leaves-couple-685253

I’d like to think that’s exactly the sort of stunt I’d pull if I were the Queen of anything.

Queen Just Glad To Be Invited To Something Normal For Once
Queen Totally Fine With It If You Just Want To Go For Kebab Sometime
Just Drop Queen A Line
Queen Is Just Saying

submariet:

impostoradult:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Queen leaves couple stunned after Her Majesty accepts wedding invitation at Manchester town hall.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/guest-of-honour-queen-leaves-couple-685253

I’d like to think that’s exactly the sort of stunt I’d pull if I were the Queen of anything.

Queen Just Glad To Be Invited To Something Normal For Once

Queen Totally Fine With It If You Just Want To Go For Kebab Sometime

Just Drop Queen A Line

Queen Is Just Saying

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dailydragsbian:

Delta Work and Morgan McMichaels looking super sexy in GED Magazine's September 2013 Issue! :)

6 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | 642 notes
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staggerintosashayshantay:

Morgan McMichaels for All Stars 2!

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