Fuck the Rights - Turn Around and Wrong It
I am the Watson to a certain Holmes , which means I am patient and often find myself facepalming. Watson/Holmes references abound.

What to Expect/Who I am: Hufflepuff with Gryffindor tendencies *Compulsive cusser * Snark slinger * Optimistic realist * Faithful friend to a fault * Nerd dabbler * Glee gleeful * Mmmbopper * Stupid people mocker * Life liver * Monkeyslut! * Browncoat N00b * Real-life Hobbit * Pirate Dulcinea Turner * Starkid *
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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

2 days ago on July 28th, 2014 | 10,971 notes
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Song: Are You That Somebody?
Artist: Aaliyah
Played: 142,497 times.
2 days ago on July 28th, 2014 | 24,150 notes

ivyarchive:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | 135,539 notes
thereal1990s:

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

thereal1990s:

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | 254,258 notes

alexandertalisker:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

Pope Francis is a fucking legend

Pope Francis is everything. I’m not even Catholic and I fucking love him.

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | 63,860 notes
alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real


Allergies.  And purring. Mostly allergies.

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

Allergies. And purring.
Mostly allergies.

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | 323,918 notes
loralye:

delta-breezes:

Lily & Val

acciosarcasm
You make me happy when skies are grey.
Also, when life is fucked up and weird and nothing makes sense.
::snugglebunny::

loralye 
I love you so much, and miss you terribly.

loralye:

delta-breezes:

Lily & Val

acciosarcasm

You make me happy when skies are grey.

Also, when life is fucked up and weird and nothing makes sense.

::snugglebunny::

loralye I love you so much, and miss you terribly.
3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | 4,332 notes
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loralye:

A Very Potter Musical

marshatothedimes I need you to watch all of this and then the sequels because it is TOTALLY AWESOME (go to YouTube, it’s a playlist).

Starkid also has gems like “Me and My Dick” which YOU NEED TO WATCH. Because it has characters like “The Old Snatch” which is a human representation of a vagina. JUST TRUST ME, OK?

acciosarcasm the conversion process has begun. Please assist me in asserting total Starkid domination.

marshatothedimes This is all factual. Watch. You will not regret it. If anything, you’ll wonder where this has been all you life. (Hint: in a cupboard underneath some stairs)
3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 | 6 notes

furious-baratheon:

acciosarcasm:

aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
  • WELL FUCK YOU
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T…
furious-baratheon
- Explains why I’m an asshole and never visit, though.

EVEN MY OWN BEST FRIEND GRANDCHILD NEVER VISITS! *shakes cane*

DID YOU GET YOUR CURLY HAIR FROM ADAM? DID YOU?

That would explain a hell of a lot. LOL.

3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 | 439,383 notes
My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
- My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

I will live life with no regrets.

5 days ago on July 25th, 2014 | 745,888 notes
loralye:

acciosarcasm:

obsessedwithskulls:

Iron Fist American Nightmare Red Platforms.
AVAILABLE HERE —> http://amzn.to/1qc3U8I

I’d never be able to walk in these. But I need them, then a harem of men at my disposal to carry me around.

acciosarcasm
What if I just made you a blinged out wheelchair? I feel like that would require far less staffing.
Like, just imagine if Yzma and Swarovski got it on in the medical supply shop. Something like that.

loralye - no argument from me….

loralye:

acciosarcasm:

obsessedwithskulls:

Iron Fist American Nightmare Red Platforms.

AVAILABLE HERE —> http://amzn.to/1qc3U8I

I’d never be able to walk in these.
But I need them, then a harem of men at my disposal to carry me around.

acciosarcasm

What if I just made you a blinged out wheelchair? I feel like that would require far less staffing.

Like, just imagine if Yzma and Swarovski got it on in the medical supply shop. Something like that.

loralye - no argument from me….
5 days ago on July 25th, 2014 | 84 notes
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loralye:

Shura - Touch

acciosarcasm you might enjoy this, love.

Hnnnnghhh….
Gorgeous.

5 days ago on July 25th, 2014 | 1 note

stories-yet-to-be-written:

The Best Pictures Of This Year’s Japanese Cherry Blossoms

The Japanese cherry blossom, known as the Sakura in Japanese, is the flower of a cherry tree that is cultivated for its decorative features rather than for cherries (it doesn’t bear fruit). The overwhelming beauty of the cherry blossom bloom has been known and adored for ages. The blooming period is associated with Japanese traditions, culture, aesthetics, and is a bittersweet metaphor for the ephemeral nature of life itself.

The blooming cherry blossoms herald the beginning of the centuries-old Hanami festival – the traditional Japanese custom of picnicking under trees rich with flowering Sakura branches and enjoying this short but striking first breath of spring. The blossoming wave usually starts in Okinawa in January or February and progresses through all of Japan until April or May. The cherry blossom front (Sakura zensen) can be conveniently tracked every year using this calendar.

Source: Demilked Magazine

5 days ago on July 25th, 2014 | 65,751 notes
didyourmomjustcallmeababydyke:

Oh man I love it

didyourmomjustcallmeababydyke:

Oh man I love it

5 days ago on July 25th, 2014 | 56,200 notes
cosmicspaceprince:

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out



I don’t get it

cosmicspaceprince:

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

I don’t get it

5 days ago on July 25th, 2014 | 197,813 notes