January 2011
We men tend to look at the world, and each other, from a constructedly masculine...
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Figleaf’s Real Adult Sex (via sexisnottheenemy)
Or, on OKCupid….
December 2010
I ONLY HAVE 9 FOLLOWERS
I don’t need Tumblr Drama Llamas, thx. Especially from petulant teenagers. I eat you little kidlets like trail mix. “O noes, you disagree with me!! HOW DARE YOU ANONYMOUS PERSON DISAGREE WITH ME I KNOW EVERYTHING I’M A TEENAGER WAAAHHHH.”
This week’s drunken shreddings of gleesecrets is gonna be *awesome*. Watch out.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
When my mom comes in my room, then leaves and...
taemins-:
alexandergaskank:
*epic twitch*
I have been wrong about you
I thought I was strong without you
For so long...
– My Confession: Josh Groban (via flyawaytolove)
1 tag
Dear Person I Follow -
I don’t care what YOUR followers do. I don’t care what their stats are. In fact, I don’t give a shit. I follow YOU, not your followers. I seem to find it annoying that you want to force down my throat whatever mundatities you’ve interrogated them upon.
Summary: Why am I following you? Because YOU post stuff that is relevant to my interests. I don’t GIVE...
Reblog if you're NOT Tumblr famous and you...
renegadetimelord:
*sniff* NOBODY KNOWS WHO I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I love the … what? 3 followers I have that actually pay attention? :-D